smellsome

as coined by Verity Stob, smellsome is a truly dismal sound. a sound so abominable that you want to claw out your brain through the most convenient orifice.

person 1: that is the most smellsome band i have ever heard. mine ears are leaking brain fluid from the trauma

person 2: they were rawsome!!!

person 1: begone ye foul knave. begone with ye noisome appearance and smellsome ravings.

by STOp Bit October 21, 2009

Smelliott

A Smelliott is a creature that is half man half Secretary Bird due to the extreme frailty and "string-like" appearance of the calf muscles. In addition to this, A Smelliott has an extremely dirty and odorous "durf" or "taint" due to that area of the body not being washed or cleansed for extended periods of time (usually for more than one year).

"Ha,ha,ha.....look at Smelliott over there trying to exercise the ol' calves....and....wait...(sniff, sniff) what is that smell!!! Oh no... Smelliott's durf is taking over!! RUNAWAY!!

by Lic. Profe Papuchis February 4, 2005

Smellson

A person who has not wore deodorant a day in their life as well as refuses to take showers or any form of cleaning activity

Joe: Holy fuck you smell bro, take a shower.
Jacob: Nah broski, im a smellson

by jwall22 March 6, 2022

Dirty Smellson

The act of not taking a shower or any cleanliness activity's years apon having intercourse

Jacob: Dude! I hooked up with a Dirty Smellson last night
Jordan: gross

(in other words a Disgusting, Smelly, Sweat fest)

by jwall22 March 6, 2022

SMELLUSION

Thinking you smell something when it could be something else or nothing at all.

I said "it smells like freshly baked bread"
Mary commented "I think you are just hungry"
I replied "Are you saying I am having a smellusion?"

Bob, did you fart again?!
No. I think you are having a smellusion.

by U-cef October 21, 2010

Smelusion

To smell something you really didn't smell.

Ju- "Bro, who's cooking popcorn?" "Dude, I just farted, you're having a smelusion."

by Fergatron May 2, 2012

Smelliot

An ancient elderly police officer. Often referred to in old school jokes. Physically resembles "Moe" Szyslak . A known escapee from the local retirement village attempting to impersonate a police officer.

Oh smelliot is at it again. Telling his fellow senior residents about the time he arrested ned kelly

by Ldotb1234 August 14, 2020