Sloranged

1. the act of an orange food or drink killing you with it's wonderful taste.
2. the feeling of immense happiness after being slain by the amazing taste of an orange food or drink.

1. That orangeade was so good it sloranged me.
2. Those carrots were delicious I am totally sloranged.

by Orange Flamingo October 9, 2008

snoring ejaculator

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.

"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"

by alexl0923 February 9, 2009

sloming

An acronym which stands for "sticking leeches on myself." It was coined by an Above the Influence commercial which depicts high school students who are addicted to sticking leeches on themselves-supposedly to get high. The commercial used the term metaphorically to show how the power of peer pressure can influence adolescents to do dumb things-leeches truly cannot get a person high. However, the ad has had an ironic effect. Some brainiacs who view the commercial believe that leeches (which tend to carry many harmful diseases) can actually cause one to become high. Thus, "sloming," which is probably worse for one's health than pot, has actually become a practice among some naive teens.

"Hey do you wanna go sloming tonight?"
"Dude, that's not real"

by mealsss January 9, 2007

The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

sloranger

Male who likes to shit on people; to like shit
Male who fucks men in the ass

-Steve, a sloranger, shit all over the fat womens big, saggy breasts.
-Steve is a sloranger
-Clint fucked john in the ass, he is such a sloranger.

by HAIRY PETE January 7, 2008