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slot machine

To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.
The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.
by Chris Ernest Hall September 14, 2005
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San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 3, 2006
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mexican slot machine

When you pull down on a guys dick like a lever, and he then proceeds to shit all over you.
by t3hdillo September 18, 2014
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Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf
by Sicariuss July 3, 2021
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Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.
Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!
by pounderofanus November 21, 2022
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amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
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dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn
by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024
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