spongedulation

Technique to get rid of cottage cheese on women that use the internet too much. particularly dating site's message boarders. Gripping a loofa between there ample butt cheeks they roll from side to side on there chairs the loofa doesn't help that much for the cheese but it gets them hot and wet

hey martha I got a hot date off this nz dating site .. But I got cottage cheese all over my fat ass cheeks.

No worries kay heres a loofa do some spongedulation on that fooker

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

swonged

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

“hey man the copski next to use doesn’t know we’re swonged!”
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“dude this flameski’ has me swonged”

by awoi May 16, 2018

sponged

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated:

were getting sponged tonight

by elietheliar September 2, 2010

slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk

wanna get sponged tonight?

by Lomez January 6, 2008

slinged

the state of being intoxicated, inebriated, or sedated

"Man, I got slinged last night and knocked boots with the sheila from down the hall."

by Dirty Mack May 10, 2010