slock list

Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).

Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."

by listmanBCC March 26, 2010

Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

Noah’s Slock Dragon

Noahs lovely meatlug dragon its everyone’s favourite

“Noah’s Slock Dragon holds emotional value to me”

by Meatlugdragob February 2, 2024

Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 20, 2022

slick a slock

to suck a cock; to give head;

Bitch, stop runnin yo mouth and go slick a slock;
My hoe loves slicking slock!

by felicia rochelle April 15, 2008

Slock

when you want to cuss but there kids around

Guy 1: WHY ARE YOU SMASHING THIS YOU YOU YOU SLOCK Kid: HUUUH

by bear 117 January 30, 2023

slock em

shoot or spear an animal, primarily in hunting.

Tim wells once said, slock em.

by TimWellsEnthusiast November 21, 2021