When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!
by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011
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A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.
That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
by kiba108 September 18, 2010
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When a person has diarrhea and shits on another's chest and slides around....
After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....
by DookieDan April 2, 2019
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The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.
Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?
by BigRichard832626 April 4, 2021
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When a girl mounts a sleeping dude's face and rubs between her pussy and butthole.
James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning
by Love to lick nancy December 8, 2018
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When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013
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Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.
Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!
by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016
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