Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Slimer

A grotesque principal in a rural consultancy in Cambridgeshire with an IQ inferior to aged, crusted ejaculate. Inherently racist, small minded and with a back-stabbing nature, who sends emails to clients such as 'WTF?'. Loathed by all, and inexplicably retained by his employer.

Stace: Skid(mark) was off with me today, I don't know why.

Clarice: Oh, slimer probably stabbed you in the back for no apparent reason.

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Slimer

Slimer- Slimer is a derogatory term towards females that was birthed in the Streets Of North Philadelphia . Slimer is actually an acronym that Stands For "Sluts Looking Into Men Expecting Respect"

Shawty a Fuckin Slimer Bro.

Man ain't nobody worrying bout these Slimers.

I told you you get slimed fuckin with dem Slimers.

Once A Slimer Always A Fuckin Slimer.

by Ale' McWavy December 2, 2019

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest

Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.

by Jason101 December 25, 2005