Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your
shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with
shit and allowed to dry. The dried
shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the
shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the
shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect
tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I
don’t remember shitting myself last
night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.