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fart slicer 

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.
"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"
fart slicer by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

Muffin slicer 

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
Muffin slicer by Booga G January 27, 2016

Tomato Slicer 

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
Tomato Slicer by Phil Green July 14, 2006

Shit slicer 

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.
Shit slicer by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008

Stop posting about slicer 

A meme used about slicer from Boss Fighting Stages as a reference for when someone says "Slicer" or just to be funny.

Note: the full meme is on the bottom
A guy: *Posts Slicer in general Discord Channel*
Another guy: Stop posting about slicer I'm tired of seeing it, All my friends on tik tok send me SLICER. On discord it's SLICER, I'm a student in the Boss fighting stages and all the channels there are just SLICER, and then when I'm tryna post my girlfriend my super cool night art she says when the SLICER is slicing.

turd-slicer 

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!
turd-slicer by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003