Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

slack line

1. noun. A long piece of webbing, hanging loosely between two solid objects but not touching the ground. Used to walk upon while attempting to maintain balance for entertainment, usually drunk, usually by climbers. Advanced slackliners are able to: reverse direction, stay on indefinitely, jump, juggle, swing to and fro.

2. verb. To play on the slack line.

Those hosers think they're setting up a slack line, but it's more like a tightrope.

Dude, you gotta have at least another beer before you stop falling off the slack line.

by bluwater September 26, 2004

slackeriness

the act of being slackery.

"I forgot to."
"It's the vodka."
"What's the vodka?"
Your slackeriness!"

by Fizzy77 December 14, 2009

slacklining

The act of having an unbelievable amount of fun walking and doing tricks on a piece of one inch climbing webbing pulled tight between two points, also used as a form of meditation, physical and mental training.
See also: Slack

Hey Jim want to go slacklining?

by Adam Pudliner July 29, 2006

slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.

'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper

by Tim May 30, 2006

slackidemic

An epidemic of slacking. Used to describe slacking on a large and often disastrous scale.

Despite the urgency of escalating health care costs, there seems to be a slackidemic among those in power preventing any meaningful action from being taken.

by Ifni August 31, 2006

slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

by morningale December 17, 2015