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The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.
1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
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Shrinker

A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!
Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
by love from the convent February 1, 2019
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skronker

A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker
"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011
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Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.
My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.
by Cyanna February 4, 2010
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Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009
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shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.
"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."
by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018
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shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.
You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.
by Table talk! May 14, 2019
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