skosh

The very smallest unit of fake measure, smaller than both the smidge and the tad.

Hey, Korey, you think you could crack the window a skosh? It smells like ass and country music in here.

by timbo13 December 21, 2008

Sloshed

When a person is very intoxicated/drunk

"Dude, Max and I got so sloshed lastnight at Keith's party!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

Skovhel

A smart, beautiful, fun-loving girl. She loves to read and has great friends. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet.

Pat:" damn... who's that hot chick over there?"
Kian:"thats Skovhel, the hottest girl in the school"

by priyaaam_ June 3, 2013

Skashed

To get skashed is to drink excessive amounts of alcohol. It's similar to getting 'smashed' from alcohol, but to a worse extent. A skashed person often ends up throwing up or passing out, with little memory of their experiences.

"Dude that girl was smashed"
"No way, she was worse than smashed. She stripped off her clothes and then passed out! She was totally skashed!"

by Skashing December 6, 2009

skosche

a small amount; a tiny bit

How much nutmeg do I add to this latte?.... Just a skosche.

by Poundcake J. Vegetablemeat June 17, 2006

Sloshed

A terms for being very under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I was 'sloshed' that night at Bennys.

by FontE November 5, 2003