Splurge 

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

Splurge by Anonymous June 28, 2003

splurgency 

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

splurgency by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

pink splurge 

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge

I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge

pink splurge by sydney shore August 14, 2016

turd splurge 

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

turd splurge by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

Slurger 

Self explanatory; slut burger

Ignore that greasy bxtch, she's just a slurger.

Slurger by acdz March 14, 2009

Splurge Monkey 

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

Splurge Monkey by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

Splurge 

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Damn! I done splurged a wicked facial on that hoe.

Splurge by D'emon November 5, 2002