Apple Skitz

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)

Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope

by tuxy October 17, 2010

Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.

"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"

by natasha c. April 29, 2008

skitzy

When your mind just goes all over the place; thinking, but not responding. Keeping thoughts all to yourself, pressure building up inside, thus, feeling as if everything is just skipping and running around inside your brain. On the verge of breakdown from overload.

1. Joanne is such a skitz. The drug chase has got her actin like a fiend.

2. I feel so skitzy lately. I don't know where the hell these thoughts are coming from and they're moving too fast I can't understand!

by jenny May 18, 2004

Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

Skizore

a exclamation of extreme joy induced through new information or revelation

"Dude Jenny wants the rape your brains out."
"Skizore!"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Skipzophrenia

The medical inability to allow a music playlist to run it's course without skipping many tracks every few songs. Widely acknowledged by doctors to be a natural signal that you need to invest in new music/lay off the juice.

One man to another:

Man#1 "Woah man, your msn keeps changing what song you're on every 3 seconds. My eyes are beginning to hurt."''

Man#2 "I'm sorry . I just can't seem to settle on any one song anymore, I think I'm developing skipzophrenia."

Man#3 "Dude, you need to get some new music. Want the latest prodigy album?"

by />/ //\/<^/\/ May 14, 2009

skitzer

A term that describes a person who regularly uses methamphetamine.

That guy was talking and moving around so fast, he must be a skitzer.

by Manda in Texas August 16, 2008