Skipper

Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.

John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.

by Brijeetah August 1, 2018

skipper

A girl that sleeps around with guys that work on the same funfair

She's such a skipper, she goes from trailer 2 trailer

by x-funfairgirl-x December 29, 2007

Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

by Look@thebooty December 1, 2014

skipper

stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.

ill-informed logic, sucks at life.

easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.

That girl skipper, her arms are so hairy. I bet she has a hairy cooch too.

by teh armpiester July 27, 2008

Skipper

tha coolest kid eva!has awesome hair,and pretty teeth.:)

that awesome kid in 8th grade thats supposed to be in 10th.Skipper!

by T.Skipper July 7, 2009

skipper

<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.

My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!

by Katya7666 January 18, 2006

Doktor Skipper

Commentary YouTuber

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.

by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021