damn skimpy

adjective for someone who doesnt fully cover themselves and or pulls theyre pants so tight they have cameltoe

those clothes are damn skimpy

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

damn skimpy

Someone who has an obsession with pencils.

Hey damn skimpy, how many pencils do you have in your collection?

26, mofo. Wanna play?

by Doco The Magic Dragon September 8, 2003

damn skimpy

Calista Flockhart.

Calista Flockhart is too skimpy and skinny

by Bonnie September 11, 2003

The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

skimpy nut bags

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.

Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags

by van kent April 16, 2007

damn skimpy

Insult. Someone who is lacking street credibility, props, juice, etc. Uncool or slow in style and fashion. Not a player.

That's right damn skimpy, you can't get with me. I'll run the whole track and leave ya three laps back!

by Ken Barrett September 17, 2003

Skimpy Bikini

A bikini, one of the sorts that men always chase after when worn on a woman, due to the skimpy (or slim in case you don't know what skimpy means) fit that barely covers any woman parts.

"Wow, that burning hot chick is wearing such a Skimpy Bikini, it's like I have X-Ray vision on her and it's as if she's not wearing anything at all!"

by YourTypicalOnlineMemer June 17, 2022