the skreezies

slang term for making something from "scratch".

"Yeah, dude--I'm baking some oatmeal raisin cookies from the skreezies!"

the skreezies by mamma murder December 16, 2010

skeeze disease 

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

skeeze disease by ericarnett February 16, 2009

Skeezet 

skanky, skank

A sleazy, easy whore, refering to women.

Damn, that Kelly girl is a skeezet, shes with someone different every night.

Skeezet by 28Freiji February 4, 2012

nugatory skeeze 

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut

"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."

nugatory skeeze by maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkus February 24, 2007

sketchy skeezer 

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

sketchy skeezer by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

fresh skeeze

A tight, new, fresh haircut.

Damn bro, you got that fresh skeeze.

fresh skeeze by Natoli2121 March 15, 2017

p'skeezle skazzel 

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

p'skeezle skazzel by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018