skeep

Cheap; Someone who says they owe you somthing and never give.

stan:dude im a skeep
Jon: i know

by doesntmatter2412412442 September 7, 2006

Skeep

Skeep-the state of one being a cross between a shark and a sheep, or a skank and a sheep. Often ugly but verry fuckable if your drunk enough. Have the face of a sheep but will do you like a pornstar.

1. Bro dont go for that Skeep
2. Skeep's are good in bed but could you bring her home? Look at her face
3. Awh shit dude! Last night when I got drunk I slept with a total skeep and now she wont leave!

by BrettonB June 16, 2014

Skeep

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 18, 2008

20 skeeps

1. Twenty-five (25): Derived from the fact that at local Ann Arbor bar "Scorekeepers", bottled beer is only $.75 on Friday nights; thus, one could theoretically purchase twenty-five beers with $20.

2. A lot; a whole bunch.

Markman had 20 skeeps of beer last night.

by BKA2 March 17, 2009

Skeepbobbity

When you want to recreate the night when bill cosby dropped some sleeping cabobers in that white girls drink and porked her ass like a dead dog

Man: Yo my Girlfriend is a freak
Man 2: For real?
Man: Yea she wanted me to Skeepbobbity her
Man 2: Wow i can zip zoppity to that buddy

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 16, 2017

Skleep

To fall asleep with your significant other while on skype...usually when you two are far away and cannot see each other

Hey babe, I'm stuck in London for this big business meeting, but I am up to skleep with you tonight.

by lobsterback46 August 16, 2010

Skeep

An individual who has a shit fetish.

I would but she is a skeep

by Mr.gno May 2, 2018