Sixty-eight

A sexual position, rather like "69," except with "68," your sexual partner does you first and then you owe them one.

I'd say that sixty-eight is by far my favorite sexual position.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

sixty-eleven

An unknown but moderately large quantity.

Me: Grandpa, how many of them were there?

Grandpa: *shrug* Sixty-eleven!

by Aaron of Minneapolis September 7, 2007

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

When I'm Sixty-Four

A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.

In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.

I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul

by Frank Booth March 19, 2007

sixty-nine 11

When a man is horizontal on his back while a woman is riding him cowboy and another woman is sitting on his face. This word derives it's name from the hybrid of the sixty-nine and the "twin towers" that are on top of the male.

Maxx sixty-nine 11ed Jill and Julie, what a stud.

by AssCommander May 14, 2007

dry sixty nine

A softcore version of the more widely known sixty nine. The dry sixty nine is donw with clothes on. Side effects may inclue: denim face, velcro chin, zipper burn and draw string asphyxia

That girl was such a prude, she would only dry sixty nine!

Come on honey, are you really gonna be that mad? All I did with that girl was dry sixty nine. It was totally innocent!

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008