Eight By Six

A term a man, particularly a gay man, might use to describe his penis in length and then by width (sometimes meaning girth or circumference), in inches (20 by 15 cm). He's lying, of course. Or at least, no more than a two percent chance he's in that territory.

If he claims six by eight (six long, eight "wide" or perhaps in circumference), you're getting into choad territory. See choad also spelled chode. Demand immediate proof.

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"So he told me, 'I've got an eight by six.' At first I thought he was talking about a new kind of car engine, or something. I finally figured out what he meant, but he had already proven himself to be such a jerk that I had no desire to check out that particular attribute."

Old Joke -- Q: What's a Gay Eight? A: Six inches.

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by al-in-chgo March 1, 2010

six by nine

1) Car stereo speakers producing massive amounts of treble and ear-splitting assloads of mid-range noise, while putting out very little bass. Sound great with larger speakers to back them up, but popular even when no such speakers were available for automotive use (this is one of the enduring mysteries of our time).
2) The answer to life, the universe, and everything, as imagined by Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (6 x 9 = 42 in base 13).

"Dude! Those new six by nine's you got are totally tweakin' my eardrums!"

by DiceOfDeath April 6, 2005

Fix By Six

When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.

Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"

Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)

Wife: "Yeah, ok then."

(Married couple who are only in it for the children)

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 20, 2010

six-by-eight

A jail or prison cell.

The average measurements of a jail cell is 6 feet by 8 feet.

You better start talking, punk. Or you'll spend the rest of your days in a six-by-eight.

by coochiemuncher September 16, 2019

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.

Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

by TopCop May 13, 2014

six by nines

A large areola or "nipple" when referring to a woman's breasts; or a woman with large areolas or nipples. May refer to areolas that are oblong in shape.

She had nice tits, but when she took her shirt off she had straight six by nines.

by Bobby Digital October 27, 2006

Six foot by the way

when you make a bare-minimum good take, fully understanding that what you said was the bare minimum. it references how men that are over six foot can do the least and still be admired.

Carmen: "my boyfriend says that I'm not allowed to wear pants, and how a woman should only wear dresses"
Eddy: "that's really shitty and you should be able to wear whatever you want. I'm six foot by the way"

by tallmanimtallguys June 23, 2023