shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"

"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...

by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006

Shammerised

When an employee of The Shamrock Hotel becomes emotionally unresponsive to the crackhead patrons. To be exposed to so many drug fucked abusive losers on a daily basis that you become bitter and lose any sense of hope for humanity.

New barstaff: I actually feel sorry for that crazy old toothless lady
Manager: It'll pass, you just haven't been shammerised.

by benjamin84 April 8, 2007

shammer

a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

"ay bruh it's shammer szn lets go to mcdons"

by ritzy115 March 10, 2021

nutella pinhammer

The act of shitting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.

Howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.

by Schudenbacher July 25, 2017

shammer

a lazy person who does nothing else all day long except whine and bitch at work, while getting as little done as possible done during the day. known to severely half-ass any work done, Genrally consisting of spics and sometimes niggers

"Not only is Alex a dumb spic, but he is such a shammer his nickname is Sir-Sham-Alot"'

"wat up Shammer"?

"cmon Shammer, quit shammin' and get back to work"

by Zaeea December 28, 2005

shithammerfucked

The ultimate stage of drunkenness.

After four days of non-stop drinking at Camanche, it was safe to say that we were all shithammerfucked.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

Smhammered

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010