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singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.
Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.
by The Singleite January 13, 2011
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Singleberg

Someone who is a good contact hitter, but only has warning track power. Even with a 30 MPH wind at their back, they still struggle to hit anything but singles.
I have a friend, Singleberg, he cant hit home runs.
by payam's brother August 10, 2007
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singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.
David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.
by Mr. Little January 14, 2008
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Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.
It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.
by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012
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Singleton day

It's on the 7th of April and it's like valentines day but for single people and other singletons by the favourite singleton a gift
Happy singleton day to all the single people out there
by Barbie98 February 14, 2015
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singleversary

yearly celebration of being single and free
Today is my one year singleversary!
by awesome mom KRS1 September 14, 2015
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Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.
I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest
by Jet-a March 3, 2011
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