A fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. Usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.
Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.
Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.
Bob's strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn't know who the current president is.
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This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.
This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.
Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.
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Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.
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