Simpleton

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.

“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”

by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018

Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.

My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.

by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

Simpleton

An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.

She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!

by Karinmag October 6, 2015

simpleton

A fictional town inhabited by simple-minded people with a simple minded Mayor.

Art is the Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017