Simba

A tounge in cheek term used to recognize compulsive lying.
liarassholedouchebag

This guy is a total Simba. He's the lyin' king.

by balz deep October 27, 2010

Simba

When your have sex with your girl on her period and you stick your thumb in her bloody vagina and wipe it on her forehead in a shape of a u and say simba slowy as you wipe

My girl got mad at me last night when I gave her the simba.

by Roadblock321 January 13, 2016

Simba

After inserting the middle finger into your partner's anus, you swipe it across their forehead saying, "Simba," in a deep voice marking their forehead.

"Dude... I gave her a Simba last night,"

"What's that,"

"Look it up!"

by Smiffle June 17, 2016

simba

After intercourse when you cum all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba"

After I was done making her pussy bleed I shot a load onto her tits then took some and gave her a simba.

by Berserkerpups June 8, 2016

simba

Somewhat bum like dartplayer from the Netherlands. Uses his pony tail to clean ashtrays in the local bar.

See the above.

by S1W November 27, 2003

Simba

Noun. Male, found in Switzerland, whose life is a mess.

Jan: Hi Simba! How are you doing? I have been really efficient, waking up at 8am to read about economics and then I went swimming for one hour. Since then I have spent the day trying to maximise the floor space in my big room. How about you?
Simba: I'm ok, I slept until 6pm and haven't really done anything. I feel tired and I can't find my room keys.
Jan: Your life is a mess.

by Maharison May 4, 2005

Simba

Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba

"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"

by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017