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defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"
by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009
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Virginity Shield Activate

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
by MEPEnisSmall November 8, 2018
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meat-shield

The bottom of the curve that saves your grade.
"Hey you studying for that exam"
"Nah the meat-shields got me covered"
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Sheldoner

To give one's self sexual pleasure from listening to one's own voice repeatedly.
Dick gave himself a sheldoner while debating in Council.
by Jack_and_Jill May 21, 2011
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Sheldonese

-adjective.
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Sheldon Cooper's euphemisms (one of the main characters of the CBS television series Big Bang Theory), his obnoxious personality or his failed attempts at correctly speaking different foreign languages, i.e., Chinese or Swedish.

-noun.
1. the language of Sheldon Cooper other than English.
Sheldon was attempting to converse in Chinese with the restaurant owner but he was actually speaking Sheldonese and happened to offend the said owner.
by _masarap_ August 22, 2010
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Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.
As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.
by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011
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Selden Middle School

The Gnarliest Middle School in the 631. Filled with kids who think they are god tier with everything. Thots left and right thinking that they are so beautiful wit their makeup. Relationships that get broken every 3 seconds. Annoying 6 graders thinking they are sick cuz they curse. More and more hood niggas comin in every day. Tell Arce that you like yoga.
by xXN00bSlayer360420Xx October 8, 2019
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