Shrumplerdump

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

by KACS July 13, 2006

shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

by thickage December 20, 2004

shrimpheading

a guy and a chick have anal sex and when the guy cums in her ass, he slurps it out with a straw and then swallows

alex is shrimpheading izzy and melanie in their asses at the same time

by luke the pimp October 19, 2006

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008