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shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.
Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
by thatsright December 26, 2004
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Cock Shrink

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.
Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"
by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011
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dink shrinker

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013
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Shrink fetish

a fetish where you fantisize of shrinking to small sizes.
links to giantess fetish, crush fetish, vore, and macrophillia. Some people with this fetish will like to be crushed under a foot, bewtween breasts , or under an ass. but some like to be eaten. most likly people with this will roleplay more often.
" Man every time i see that blonde babe at the pool i wish she would just shrink me down and crush me under her sexy feet i think i might have a shrink fetish"
by Joerama45 January 24, 2012
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shrinking violet

someone who is shy, hesitant, or afraid to have a voice in social situations.
"try not to be a shrinking violet at the gathering tonight,
everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"
by Polo March 26, 2007
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shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"
My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.
by lily November 18, 2003
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shrinkhala

A very sweet person who's great at keeping secrets . If you become friends with ,her you'll never regret it.
My friend is such a Shrinkhala
by Devil's God. March 13, 2018
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