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Squits

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.
He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
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squito

A colloquialism of the word "mosquito". An alternative to "mossie/mozzie" which is also used in reference to mosquitos.

Pronounced skweeto.
Example 1: Looks like the squitos are out for a drink, Bill.

Example 2: Just squashed at least a dozen squitos!
by milygrae January 12, 2011
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rage squit

If youre Rage Squitting at a game you don't Quit the Game but intstead shut the Console Off.
The "s" comes from the Squids in Splatoon in which the only Way of Quittung in the Game is to shut Off the WiiU.
Defeat the turf or I'll rage squit fucking squid kids.
by Krassfoor October 8, 2015
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pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.
Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles
by my name is Cos November 28, 2007
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Squitty Bubbler

Similar to Creampie,

This rare occassion is something that can happen during a cream pie if the reciever breaks wind (Farts) and the cum bubbles

Thus Squitty bubbler!
John: "I got with some right sket lastnight!"
Dave: "Have much fun?"
John: "Yeah man it all ended with a squitty bubbler!"
Dave: "Dude...gross!"
Dave: "+10ManPoint's though!"
by Teraphinx March 15, 2010
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squitst

one who does not know or has no idea.

a complete dumbass or dumbass action
You squitist why did you take the yellow train line to the otherside of town instead of the purple?

because when i went on the train i thought it was purple but when the doors shut i realized it was yellow and it ran express!

you squitst!
by daggert December 7, 2009
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squiter bites

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.
This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.
by DrapeMasterD May 29, 2008
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