sprinkle genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols bars or parties looking for abandoned drinks they can consume due to their own lack of booze or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating drinks or drink cups.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by drBHat December 13, 2010

Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010

scrinkle

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP

by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015

dink shrinker

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.

Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.

by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018