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Shlagger

One Who repeteadly shlags or indulges in multiple shlaggings, not to be confused with shankings.

Latin Root of Shlag>meaning to shlag someone, often times to death. It is widely known that Shlaggers earn about 10 times as much as lawyers.
Verb> To shlag...the act of shlagging
I'm going to shlag you up!
Gee Whiz Batman, you sure shlagged the shit out of those guys!
He comes from a wealthy backround of 18th century shlaggers.
Holy balls, you shlagged the shitty pirates
by Los gatos de cagaste December 21, 2010
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shpladow

The sound of Sprite hitting the back of your throat.
Aww man my throat is so dry... hey gimme that Sprite -- shpladow!
by mister_jared May 23, 2004
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Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)
Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!
by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009
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shlag

usually said by cockneys in the context to offend people. originating from the word 'slag' meaning a promiscuous woman. also said by geeks 'n' grebs in king's lynn's honourary school KES.
moomin you little shlag! go get my ish from next do'.
by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005
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shpladow

Originating from aforementioned Sprite commercial. However, in day-to-day use is actually a term for a cumshot splashing the back of the intended recipient's throat forcefully, in same thirstquenching manner as Sprite.
Chris exclaimed to Joe, "Last night I awoke to yer wife giving me favors under the covers. Yeah, you know she got that *SHPLADOW*! Then I promptly kicked her out the window & went back to sleep."
by J & C Music Factory March 31, 2005
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Shpaget

by Snapsy January 25, 2020
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ionela shilage

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.
Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.
by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022
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