shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

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by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Shortstop

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

by Pauliver October 26, 2003

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023

Throw the shortest person you know

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020

Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

Shortysonbang.com is shortys on bang

everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club

Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

Shortys on bang at BP

Shortys at bang at the beach

Shortys on bang all over ,

by william holdin September 6, 2011