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National bully a short person day

This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra

Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023
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National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)
Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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