Short Mans Syndrome

When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.

John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.

by Dr.Fillipe I. N. Nicholas BSc. April 21, 2009

Short Man Syndrome

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.

"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome

by Schmo October 18, 2018

Short Korean Man Syndrome

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

by Not a short Korean man :) June 23, 2013

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.

Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"

by Katkattt January 25, 2017

Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.

Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024