Sharkey

(n) A term denoting one who is a frequent victim of misfortune. Also uses terms such as "bah" and more frequently "doh" when being clumsy in mind and/or body.

John: Look at that guy who slipped on the ice and hurt his knee.
Greg: Must be a Sharkey.

by pseudonym February 21, 2005

shonkey

what you get when you cross and mate a sheep with a donkey.

Shonkeys are native to Ravenna, Ohio. If it can pull the wool over your eye and kick you in the ass, it must be a shonkey.

by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007

shortey

A small/short noob that generally causes nuisance and freeloads off you.

He is a shortey today for stealing my lunch!

by bulio March 21, 2005

Shockey

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

by shocked16 March 28, 2010

shomkey

A shomkey is something that cannot be explained by a human being. Let alone an average mard ass.

We are one with the Shomkey

We are one with the Shomkey.

The Shomkey is one with us.

The Shomkey lives within us.

by Shomkey101 February 28, 2020

Yousef Shorky

Passionate Egyptian who for some reason really loves Abdel Fattah El Sisi

Yousef Shorky: Sisi is love, Sisi is life, Habibi sisi

"Fuck sisi"

Yousef Shorky: Mazar Fakar come sit here, suck it betch!

by Potatoass November 14, 2022

Shockey

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005