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School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING
by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019
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Nagisa Shiota

A class 3-E student from the anime 'Assassination Classroom.'His resemblance to a female is scary and even has long hair and is voiced by the actress Mai Fuchigami. He is a great assassin but not so great in physical strength. Still, he is not someone you want to pick a fight with. Usually calm and friendly.
"Hey, Nagisa."

In this, the word Nagisa meaning the name 'Nagisa Shiota'
by YourKarma May 30, 2018
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Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
by mtspacey March 2, 2011
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pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
by jpg3 August 28, 2010
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School Shooting

Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok
by Alien Weed April 27, 2019
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shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating
bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in
by fubgm May 31, 2017
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shoot the snake

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!
That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!
by Budly Dog August 24, 2009
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