shomosexy

a command to someone to show more sexy

hey baby shomosexy

by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008

Shommeting

Aggressive vomiting which results in an unexpected bowel movement.

My head was in the bowl, then I had to change my underwear after shommeting.

by Shommer October 4, 2012

Shammondtel

A sexy, petite young lady that likes to draw and loves K-pop. She has an amazing body and can cook for the most part but do not take the chance with her meals. A shammondtel will be shy and awkward at first but will open up with time, she cannot handle average and bigger sized dicks, but will try her best to please you when the time comes. She will be very horny at times so you will be in for a rough time if you don't have that back strength ( that thrusting capability). She is a freak to a limit. This person is very ambitious but is kinda lazy. A shammondtel will be faithful to you after you have proven that she can trust you.

That girl is getting so much attention, she must be a shammondtel

by Vociferous king November 20, 2020

shammo

the type of person who is hot but keeps on pooping everywhere no matter what

bruh your sooo shammo

by YUNO BUT HOTTER May 30, 2022

Shommocks

noun: legs, to move ones legs

Person 1: Laura is sitting in my chair

Person 2: Tell her to shift her shommocks

by Laura0610 February 5, 2007

Shommit

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

shmomoe

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005