shnoots

a white crystalline powder derived from the coca plant which is cultivated mainly in columbia and peru, abusers insuffulate the powder and it sends you to the clouds for about 40 minutes then sends you crashing to the mirrow and finding another mcdonalds straw for another rail of sweet cocaine.

ex. "i went to pick up some shnoots so i could shnoot it up all night long."

"eric clapton liked to rail shnoots before every show."

by Snooter Magavin August 18, 2006

shnooter

a shnooter is that guy who always takes a rip but never packs a bowl, who always bums a beer but never buys a 30 rack. you know him, and you despise him.

damn, the sambeez totally shnooted a bowl off me today, that dude is such a shnooter.

by waldofuckthatotherwaldo June 23, 2007

Shnooty Noot

Smart

You ace all of your classes you must be very Shnooty Noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017

Shnooty noot

smart

you founded quantum physics , you are very shnooty noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017

Shnooted

when your just a little high like tipsy when drinking but instead high.

Omg bro are you high?
No I’m shnooted.

by dank frog November 16, 2018

Shnorting

The act of snorting something that should not be (food, pencil led, wood…)

Tyler: woah, Kyle is shnorting crushed up takis

by anonymous October 19, 2022

shnortlepig

a rarely known (fictional) pokemon that uses a straw.

maleficent: yo what pokemon did you catch
6ix9ine: i caught a fucking shnortlepig!

a what

by Bryhe_beloved December 19, 2022