G body shuffle

The G-Body Shuffle is a term used to describe a characteristic of the 1978-1987 general motors G platform vehicles. (monte carlo, grand prix, cutlass, regal ,el camino ,malibu) In which upon a hard launch with enough power the vehicle swerves or dips to one side from unequal torque transfer. This is due to the triangulated 4-link suspension. the term is commonly used among Drag race folks. Note: the 1987 regal GNX did not have this problem as it had a ladder bar/ panhard bar setup

racer one: Yo mayne you see that cutlass murder that mustang? fucker launched hard. looked kinda funny though.

racer two: yeh bruh thass the g body shuffle. my grand prix does the same thang.

by feddup withurshit January 4, 2014

Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

by Carandil April 17, 2010

Opiate Shuffle

When a piece of white trash fakes a limp due to some illegitimate back injury to obtain pain killers to snort

Hey guys, you should really hide your prescription bottles Dirty Mike is on the way over and you know he's going to be rocking that opiate shuffle today.

by Dirty Disgusting Mike August 5, 2017

TO Shuffle

To trade any form of weed for nicotine

Bennett: yo chop? You down to TO Shuffle?
Chop: yerrr

by atownchop May 22, 2021

shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008

Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020