Shmuck

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.

BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.

by Unknown To The Web May 12, 2018

Shmuck

An idiot or someone goofy/stupid.

William: 2 + 2 is 5 minus 1 thats 7 quick maths
Bryan: The answer is 3 you shmuck

by YBN Blizzo November 10, 2019

shmuck

another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick

paul is such a shmuck!

by abraham solomon January 15, 2004

shmuck

A penis rarely larger than most.

by Kaitlyinn May 2, 2003

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

shmuck

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

by tiana fata October 9, 2003

Shmuck

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!

by Squiggles =] December 5, 2007