Limp Shrimp

When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!

Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.

by xoCheshirecatxo July 3, 2011

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

shmirp

1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood

1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"

by mandashake08 March 23, 2011

Shrimp Eyes

When you are so cooked/tired that your eyes become all squint-y and Shrimpy

"Did you see Callum's new license photo?! He has Full Shrimp Eyes"

by fullshrimp September 15, 2019

Shrimp Boy

The best type of guy out there. He might not have the biggest six pack or be super buff but he's the most down to earth and funny guy you will ever meet. He's a bit of an retard and probably doesn't support the right football team but we allow it because he's fit, such a nice guy and has the most peng smile. If you ever need anything he's always there for you and after a hug he kisses you on the forehead and everything feels good again.

I don't care if you think he's a shrimp boy because hes my shrimp boy and nothings ever going to change that

by okboomer12345 December 8, 2019

Slip Another Shrimp On The Barbie

This term is believed by American's to be a common phrase in Australia. This was originally due to an Australian tourism advertisement starring Paul Hogan that was aired in America from 1984 - 1990.
Barbie is a slang term in Australia for barbeque, alternatively known around the world as a barbecue or BBQ.
Although shrimp are known as prawns in Australia, the wording of the advertisement was designed to minimise confusion in American audiences.

In the 2005 American film "Dukes Of Hazzard", Bo Duke spouts "chuck another shrimp on the barbie" (a common misquote of slip another shrimp on the barbie) in a poor Australian accent when introduced to an Australian university student in Atlanta.

by clawcity May 6, 2011