Shmeeg

Shmeeg is basically a cigarette it can be used many ways

For example
"Yo dawg let me bum a shmeeg"
"Go fuck your self I only got one shmeeg left"
"Hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a Shmeeg break"
"Fuck we need to go on a shmeeg run I have no more shmeegs"
"Hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg"

Shmeeg by Nik135 May 26, 2006

Smeegol 

a)A small, frog-like animal, with fluffy fur and paws and small fang-like teeth. Smeegols are native to the swamps of Middle-earth and the plains. They are the only creatures who reproduce by exploding. They also worship the greatness of Smee.

b)A smelly person

Smeegol by Bob March 22, 2003

shmeeg

shit'n from ur Kunt

shmeeg by SlasheR September 26, 2003

shmeeg

A fag, aka someone of lower coolness stature

everyone on the master pickup artist is a shmeeg. a big shmeeg.

shmeeg by Dr. Mike Vaughan February 5, 2009

Shmeagol 

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)

Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!

Shmeagol by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013

Shmeeko 

The most amazing country in the world, located under Brandons deck, there are only two citizens of Shmeeko, those citizens include: Brandon and his dead cat.

Yo, i crashed in Shmeeko last night, it was dope

Shmeeko by BillyGay February 5, 2019

Shmeeg

A shmeeg is short for Smeagol (Gollum) off the widely known Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit sequels. Verb: When calling someone a shmeeg it refers to them behaving in a freakish way. Noun: A shmeeg is someone who looks odd, eachother with physical abnormalities.

Verb: Hey Toby did you see Harry last night he was being a right shmeeg.
Noun: Fuck me, look at that shmeeg over there.

Shmeeg by kingshmeeg November 6, 2019