shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

Smeautiful

sexy
+smart
+beautiful
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Smeautiful

usually named kate

look at them smeautiful women up in herrrr

by katekilluh April 9, 2008

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

smeaut

Noun: someone who is smeautiful.
A gorgeous thing encompassing the words sexy, amazing and beautiful (inside and out)

Stuart fiance an incredible person smeaut

by ROBO March 10, 2014

Shmeaty

Pretty damn fineeee

Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

Shmeaty

When you lookin on point

Damn bae, you lookin pretty shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018