slowmotional

Adj.

when a dramatic scene is in slow motion

Say it's the end of the movie and a character is finally reunited with his Mom. When he's running towards her and crying and it's in slow motion, you could say it's slowmotional.

by lover/loser January 31, 2018

Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

Shlomo

1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).

"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"

by fartyman2 April 22, 2010

Shlomo

Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch

Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr

by Jaquafius January 11, 2021

Shlomosaurus

What you call a Jewish girl with a Jewfro, closely resembling a dinosaur of some sort.

Damn son, she's hot, but she's got a bit of a Shlomosaurus goin on

by ImAGunnaWhoopYoAss March 1, 2010

Shlomo

Someone named shlomo is usually an amazing dancer, super outgoing, gets all the girls, is an absolute legend, crackhead, super sexy, absolutely ripped and is just an amazing guy! If your name is shlomo you usually have all these traits

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Omgggg we gotta go out sometime!

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Broooo could I get a selfie

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 2, 2021

shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo

shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.

by j F-mont January 30, 2008