sploser

A common name used for people that are both spastic and a loser. Usually refered to people called Steff.

Person: So did you hear that Steff is really amazingly talented.
Other Person: Who's Steff?
Person: The sploser...
Other person: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Shakespeare, word creator August 5, 2010

Shroser

One who pretends to be a diehard fan of Shrek but in reality doesn’t know all that much about him.

Shrek+Poser=Shroser

“I’m telling you I love Shrek with all my heart.”

“Don’t lie to me, you fucking Shroser.”

by totallynotashroser February 26, 2020

Shlowering

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.

The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.

by Dimma March 3, 2020

shlober dorfn nugget

something you say after you drop your ice cream. If you say it after dropping anything else its bad luck.

*drops ice cream* shlober dorfn nugget i dont have enough money to buy another one :(

by tookie cloths pin July 9, 2020

sploser

Typically a person who has an unhealthy obsession with spongebob. This portmanteau combines spongebob and loser to let people know this person is not only a loser, but one who indulges in spongebob

Kiley is such a sploser man

by MeganMarklesLeftNut August 4, 2022

Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

by Mechysavage November 19, 2023

the flip floper shlip shloper

when you just cum and yo shit limp as fuuuuck but you still feeling good and want more but your girl sayin hell nah so you just tryina give away some slopy toppyand ima be takin real slopy shit its wet like water slide

the flip floper shlip shloper gonna get yoou

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021