Shloot 

A word with a wide and broad definition. Phonetically speaking, the word it self sounds offensive (see: "slut"), when in fact it is not offensive at all. It may be used as a replacement for any word that has a vague likeness to it's pronunciation (see ex. 1). Or, it may be used as a curse word (see ex. 2).

Example 1:

A) "Could you please shloot the door?"
B) "Yes, but of course"

Example 2:

A) "SHLOOT! I just stubbed my toe!!"
B) "That must have shlooting hurt, eh?"

Shloot by OoodlesofNoodles September 4, 2010

Shlock 

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

Shlock by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

shnook 

Shnook undoubtedly derives from the Yiddish "schnook" meaning an easily victimized person; i.e., "the poor schnook gave his banking information to an internet scammer." But in American usage over the years, "shnook" has come to mean a person that behaves in a mischievous or naughty way. For example, small children are "shnooks" when they misbehave. Politicians are "shnooks" when they get involved in scandals.

1. My shnook kid won't go to bed on time.
2. The shnook was cheating on his wife.
3. That no-good shnook auditor was embezzling money.

shnook by EBKennel October 24, 2007

shloog 

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.

That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways

shloog by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017

Shmookalukabob 

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

Shmookalukabob by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

shnookered 

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

shnookered by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

Shlonk 

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

Shlonk by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019