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shloog

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.
That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways
by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017
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Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
by Rydo December 28, 2010
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Shood

A shirt with a hoodie. Too thin to be considered a jacket, cannot be considered a shirt as it has a hood; not a sweater because it has buttons. Therefore, it is a shood.
I tried on that shood from Old Navy and I looked like I was transitioning.
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shrood

Shrood is a pleb, chair is better.
by CrazedTroll June 12, 2018
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Shlod

Derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a shit lad whilst also sporting a shit lid.

Shlid + Shlad = Shlod.
Two guys in a trebles bar:

Guy 1: Mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

Guy 2: He's got a honking lid as well, shlid.

Guy: 1: That my friend, is what we call a Shlod.

Guy 2: Agreed.
by Johnny Arrow August 15, 2011
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shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.
Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?
by king February 17, 2004
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