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Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.
The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.
by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010
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slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.
Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!
by Phillazy April 13, 2018
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Shlangin

Where you or another persons male genitalia/reproductive organ its hanging low.
Person 1: Damn, you are shlangin right now
Person 2: Bro stop you're gonna make me blush.
by Mr.Shlangin November 6, 2022
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shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations
that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr
by tess guadinino November 13, 2022
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Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.
I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.
by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019
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Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki
by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022
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shlonging

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.
by Sean E. November 14, 2003
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