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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
by Nghia February 2, 2006
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hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!
by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004
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Shlanging

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010
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Shining Wizard

I wrestling/shoot fighting move where the victim is seated/kneeling on the ground and the attacked runs at them planting his knee right into his face.
Jimmy Rave just broke Sonjay's nose with that Shining Wizard to the face.
by William Mathews July 30, 2005
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Knight in Shining Armor

A man that helps out a woman when she is in distress. A chivalrous male that protects women if necessary.
A man that protects his lady friend from a bad dude.
Conversation:
Woman: My bag was stolen!
Knight in Shining Armor: Let me chase him down for you!
Woman: Thanks, you're like my knight in shining armor!
by Aadrward April 28, 2008
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lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
by GilaChukker September 8, 2009
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hash-slinging boner

a whore working at the krusty PUSSY, chopped off his cock and replaced it with a rusty DILDO
the hash-slinging boner used to be a WHORE just like you
by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 8, 2014
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