shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

supa shleep

Someone thats supa awake but supa tired at the same time

Bruh i went skeet skeet and now im supa shleep

by Pretty magical September 2, 2017

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010

I'm Shleep

Say this when a nigga or a thot say or do some dumb ass shit that you don't fuck with.

Tyrone: "Bruh I swear Jamal's ass be lookin fine tonight."
Andre: " Hell nah nigga I ain't bout that gay shit. I'm shleep."

by Whip Da Uzi Out December 8, 2016

Shlepic

Describes something that exceeds the level of epic

Netflix is Shlepic

by Yabz19 February 1, 2021

shemp

1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge

hey man, legalize shemp!

by horbin bernsen October 20, 2012