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yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"
by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009
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shicken

if you are from Sweden, you will definitely mix up "chicken" with "shicken".

Pronouncing CH can be hard as it does not exist in Swedish language. Children becomes Shildren and so on
I took my shildren to a restaurant and had shicken there.
by F_117 October 20, 2010
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shickemday

1.) referring to numerous singers and or bands that bellow a lustrous, bellowing sound. ex. I kept your photograaaaaph and I know it serves me wellahhhhh. the aaaaaaph and ahhhhh sound like shickeeeehhmdaaaaahhy.
Puddle of Nickel Creed, Seether and many others.

2.) An expression similar to the meaning of "hell yeah" "shibby"

3.) An expression that can be confusion and promote distress.
"Seether is a shickemday band."

"Woooo yeah, Panama! Shickemdaaaahhhhyea!"

"Shickemday man... that was low."
by austincarnsandnoble March 30, 2009
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Shnuckle

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.
"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."
by The Normandy February 6, 2012
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shluck

1. The suctioning sound of a penis while continuously penetrating the vagina.

2. At times used as an exclamation
1. Paul put his ear to the locked door of his parents bedroom and heard the noise "shluck shluck shluck" and immedietly knew what was going on. Thus, he was scarred for life.

2. "SHLUCK YEAH!"
by mue February 28, 2008
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Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.
After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.
by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011
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shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool
That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.
by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012
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